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Are you a writer who’s tired of having an abundance of words and no time to write them all down? Do you have so much to say that you could keep multiple blogs going for years? Are you troubled by fascinating story ideas that come to you unbidden in your sleep?

Now there’s an answer: Writer’s Block. 

Writer’s Block is the most effective solution for writers who want a break from writing. Just one dose of Writer’s Block can keep your fingers off the keyboard for days. So give your imagination a break! 

Your loved ones will thank you for getting Writer’s Block. With no story ideas, you’ll have more time for things like shopping for barstools on the Internet, or binge-watching your favorite shows. They’ll be thrilled to have you on the couch! And there’s no need to worry about your blog, website, magazine, or novel—it will be there when you’re ready! Your readers will understand. 

Writer’s Block can also give you that great feeling of being chained to your desk as you wait for that Next Big Idea. Whether you work for an employer or for yourself, Writer’s Block is just the thing to get you pacing back and forth in your office or taking lots of bathroom breaks. Either way, you win with Writer’s Block!

So get ready to stare into that blank screen with Writer’s Block. 

“I’ve had Writer’s Block now for a few weeks, and I can say without hesitation that it lives up to its name. It’s lasted through all my usual tricks to stimulate creativity. Finally, I have time to catch up on all those TV shows I didn’t watch ten years ago! I’m so grateful to have Writer’s Block. What else can I say? Truly, with Writer’s Block, nothing else comes to mind. I’m at a loss for words.” - L.P.

PRODUCT WARNING: Writer’s Block can be habit-forming. For occasional use only. Side effects may include lethargy, “mental fog”, a tendency to stare at nothing, an increase in coffee consumption, and binge-watching TV. If you begin to experience any of the above symptoms, consult a loved one right away; it may be a sign that you need some contact with the outside world. Results described above are typical, but may vary by case. Laboratory trials have not been conducted on Writer’s Block. Use at your own risk. Prolonged exposure to Writer’s Block may lead to more serious conditions, such as the loss of desire to write. If you are not a writer and begin to experience symptoms such as loss of creative juice, low word flow, or ‘the tyranny of the white screen’, you may be suffering from a similar condition called “dry spell”. Consult a fellow artist in your field for a proper diagnosis and treatment plan.